I skipped work to stalk him.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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