Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
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NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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