"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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