Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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