All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Michael Bay diarrhea
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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