god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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