I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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