I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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