i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
they need to just BURY HIM!
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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