just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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