oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
either way he was missing a nipple.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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