Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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