I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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