I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
