i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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