My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
And then my night got REAL pukey
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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