But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Randomize
