I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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