As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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