and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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