I wannas sexs uuuuu
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
