Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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