what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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