I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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