let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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