Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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