..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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