He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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