Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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