Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Randomize
