Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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