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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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