i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I think people are normalizing furries
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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