Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I have post one night stand depression
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