He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Green mimosas i think yes
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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