She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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