I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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