it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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