It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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