You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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