i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Found your dick twin last night
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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