it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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