windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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