new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
The power of my boobs compel you
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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