office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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