Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Randomize
