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Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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