so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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