doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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