no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
It's rum buckets o'clock
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Randomize
