I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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