im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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