Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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