I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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