I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
