That's intense
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
My vagina just recognized that song.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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