she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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