Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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